Many of you have emailed me about riding a Segal Bike next season. That’s a great idea, but what about this season? Sure, it’s almost over, but that is why it’s the perfect time to get a new Segal Bike.
Granted, you’ve ridden your bike all season, and you are accustomed to it. You may say, the pros don’t even like riding their back-up bike, which is the exact same brand and set-up as their primary bike, why would I, a mere amateur, risk a new bike brand with a unique set-up this far into the season? The answer my friend, is blowing in the tailwind that will accompany you wherever your new Segal Bike goes. Simply put, pros are confined to ride the bike manufactured by their sponsor. As a result, pros must resort to means such as doping to get an edge. However, amateurs have no such constraints and should take advantage of the best racing edge available – the “New Bike Hard-on.”
Basically, a new bike gives one super powers, particularly on the first ride. It’s like Christmas morning day after Chanukah evening (one of the good Chanukah evenings, where you get a new bike instead of socks and underwear), when you can ride effortlessly all over the neighborhood and jump curbs without killing yourself. If you haven’t noticed, you get the same feeling the first time you ride a new road bike. I’m somewhat of an expert on the subject and I assure you that the Segal Bike magnifies this experience. You will be able to climb weightlessly, sprint boldly and effortlessly ride your competitors off of your wheel. Granted, you may not be able to move the next day. However, this is why the New Bike Hard-on is perfect for the last race of the season. Act now to take advantage of this unique racing edge.
