My friend Jenn says I’m discriminatory for not recognizing her on Oy Velo just because she’s a total goy and not a cyclist. I recently took Jenn out for her first road ride and she sent me this text afterwards:
“you hurt my vag”
I’m pretty sure this is the sort of shout-out Jenn was looking for.
it was black and blue for weeks.
that is by far, the funniest thing I have read in a long time. thanks for the pick up, sorry that it was at your friends’ expense.