How to Profit from the Coming Rapture, Getting Ahead When You’re Left Behind, is a delightfully entertaining book, especially for Jews who may not be familiar with the Rapture. Sure, Jews know the basic premise of the Rapture: the Second Coming of Christ. Likewise, Jews know who gets to participate in the Rapture: Not us. However, most Jews are not familiar with the intricacies of the Rapture.
When the Rapture occurs, Christians, dead and alive, will bask in Jesus’ glory. Obviously, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists and Hindus will have to find other accommodations (The Bible belt will be wide open), but did you know that Catholics and less ardent Protestants will also be left behind? Who knew that all goys were not created equal?
While the book contains fun facts about the Rapture (1/3 of you will die, the rivers and seas will run with blood, locusts will swarm, mountains will move all over the place, and famine will strike) that is merely the book’s backdrop, not its focus. The focus is how you can profit during the tumultuous time between the Rapture and The Second Coming. This book is THE must-have investment guide for the unenlightened. Paying $10 now will net you billions during the 7 years of societal breakdown before Armageddon. If you love and care about your friends and family, you will buy this book for them for Chanukah.
Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, Co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and How to Raise a Jewish Dog, Ellis Weiner has been an editor of National Lampoon, a columnist for Spy, and a contributor to many magazines, including The New Yorker and the New York Times Magazine, and Barbara Davilman is a writer for television and movies. They live in Los Angeles.
Here are newscasters Stevie and Evie Levy revealing some post-Rapture investment secrets on YouTube. (Click here, here, here and here)
There’s a recent book by historian and journalist Dave MacPherson who has uncovered much evidence that the famous “pretribulation rapture” doctrine rests on a truly anti-Jewish foundation going back to the 19th century. (This is the end times view promoted by evangelicals such as the late Jerry Falwell, Tim LaHaye, Hal Lindsey, John Hagee, Jack Van Impe, Jimmy Swaggart and many others.) Before 1830 (the year this doctrine was originated) all Christians believed that the end times “tribulation” under the Antichrist would exist primarily to purify the Christian Church. But in 1830 the new “rapture” view began teaching that the Jews would deserve the “tribulation” more than the Christians would – and so this is why Christians still teach this anti-Jewish view. MacPherson’s scholarly book revealing this long-hidden history is called THE RAPTURE PLOT, a copy of which I obtained at Armageddon Books which is online. Jews armed with this book’s bombshell documentation can use this evidence to shut the mouths of anti-Semites everywhere. His research, BTW, is highly endorsed by leading scholars (Google “Scholars Weigh My Research”). He shows that the same “rapture” view brings in millions of dollars for rightwing political agendas – and it’s a view that has turned writers like Lindsey and LaHaye into bestselling millionaires! Needless to say, the above book by MacPherson has been banned in many Christian bookstores because of the dishonesty he has discovered in evangelical circles since 1830. His book is a 10-point earthquake! Jake