The jerseys have been sent

September 10th, 2008

You should have them by Saturday or Monday and be happy campers.

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In other news, who is Tiffany Cohen?

http://www.interfaithfamily.com/arts_and_entertainment/movies_theater_tv_and_music/Interfaith_Celebrities_Beijing_Bound.shtml

Just kidding. . .

September 2nd, 2008

Apparently the bike raffle is not going to happen. However, Oy Velo and Segal Bikes will be at the opening of the J Cycling Center in Dallas. While I’m in town, I will help solve the mystery regarding who killed Kennedy.

In other news, the jerseys, in the correct color, will be sent to me on Friday. I will ship them out as soon as I receive them, so you should have them mid-week next week.

Oy Velo is Mess’n with Texas!

August 23rd, 2008

Did you know there are Jews in Texas? As it turns out, some escaped from Israel, Boca and NYC and made their way to The Lone Star State. On Sunday, September 7, 2008 from 4:00pm to 6:00pm, the J Performance Cycling Center will have its Grand Opening. Oy Velo will attend this shindig and auction off a SRAM Red Segal Bike with Zipp 303’s. The winner gets to choose the size and color frame. Tickets will be $5.00 and you do not need to be present to win. More details on how you can buy a ticket will be posted shortly.

http://www.cyclingcenterdallas.com/

I don’t think Dr. Thompson is the Jewish doctor your mom told you about

August 19th, 2008

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/08/16/rowlands.bike.clash.crash.cnn

Another Jewlympian

August 10th, 2008

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SARAH HAMMER (a.k.a reigning world Champion) is Jewish! That’s three Olympic track cyclists for the faith. Oy Velo will work on stalking her after she returns with Olympic bling.

A big step toward computer literacy.

August 5th, 2008

I’m an idiot. Just as I became resigned to the fact that no one would ever read or comment on my blog, I figured out how to find comments that are waiting for my approval. As it turns out, eleven people check out my blog. I’m a huge hit!

Thanks for the comments. I’ve enjoyed reading them.

Adam Duvendeck – Another Jewish Olympic Track Cyclist

August 5th, 2008

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The name “Duvendeck” is not as obvious as “Friedman,” but Oy Velo has confirmed that he is Tribal. Stay tuned for an interview and check back to this site for updates on Mike Friedman and Adam Duvendeck during the 2008 Olympic games!

Newsflash: Cycling/Vehicular Accident

July 24th, 2008

This cyclist

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was hit by this car

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details to follow.

Story contributed by Eric Fishman

Correct bike jerseys will be in on September 5

July 23rd, 2008

Sorry again for the delay. Here’s a funny to make it up to you.

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Calling all New Yorkers

July 22nd, 2008

On July 31, 2008, Heeb Magazine is hosting a Summer Issue Release Party in honor of their first ever Swimsuit Issue. Oy Velo is trying to get it’s act together to contribute to the goodie bags, but you should go regardless of the free crap on offer.

http://www.heebmagazine.com/events/view/50